the most overused one direction jokes.. yet they make me crack up every time.

How do 5 gay men walk?

In One Direction.

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

One Direction’s Zayn Malik has decided to ditch the fags.

I didn’t know he was going to start a solo career!

What do you call an old lady with a cat?

You don’t, Harry does.

What do you like in girls Louis?

I like girls who eat carrots.

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Unfortunately, 90% of Tumblr users will not reblog this. One Direction are sexy. But the 10% who do have excellent eyesight.

niandos:

blue-eyed-irish:

imnotbroke-justbrokenhearted:

Yup. Great eye sight.

you got that right

this turns me on like donkey kong

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I’M SORRY BUT THIS NEEDS TO BE ON ALL OF YOUR DASHES.

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drinkingteawith-1d:

true life

drinkingteawith-1d:

true life

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harrystylesimagine:

Drunk Harry Styles in a hotel in Chicago, June 2 2012.

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Why won’t Zayn wake up he said he was going to do a twitcam, and now i’ve gone into a very fragile state of mind. I’ve been waiting 4 hours for his lovely face. Zayn why do you tempt our hearts!?

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tomlinwh0re:

itisa1dthing:

innocuous:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

GODDAMIT I AM CRYING

HAHHAHAHA OMG

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Larry shippers will NEVER forget this day.

brb-nandoswith1d:

tommo-and-hazza:

1. We got a half naked Harry

2. A REALLY turned on Louis

3. And the most important thing
THE FUCKING KISS ON THE LIPS

June 3rd
one of the best days of my fucking life

Amen.

June 2nd*

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